Awesome Transportation Destroyer Vessel

Stumpy: It smells like fucking urine in my office all of a sudden.  I think someone pissed outside my cube.

Panda: hahaha.  It was probably Karla.

Stumpy: ugh.  I hope Karla's piss isn't outside my cube.  That shit is probably deadly.

Panda:  hahaha.  That would be the worst thing that could ever happen

Stumpy: ya, it would.

Panda:  well aside from Karla piss on your person

Stumpy: OMG.  I just threw up in my mouth, and not a little, a lot. 

Panda:  haha.  Did you swallow it back?

Stumpy: uh ya.  I don’t want puke on my desk.

Panda:  haha.

Stumpy: it is bad enough i have Karla piss outside my cube.

Panda:  you should have puked outside Karla's cube.

Stumpy: i don’t think i would have made it.

Panda:  dude...side note...i would like a fast missile craft.  Get me one.  I think it could be fun.

Stumpy:  uh, ok.  What are you going to use it for?

Panda:  fast missil'ing in a craft.  What else would I use it for?

Stumpy:  I’m not sure i understand.  Is it a craft that shoots fast missiles?

Panda:  Uhhh...what isn't to understand?

Stumpy:  or is it a missile that is a fast craft?

Panda:  it is a fast craft that fastly shoots fast missiles

Stumpy:  ok.  Got it

Panda:  get me one

Stumpy:  totally, we should get one

Panda:  I would ride around in it all the time, shooting missiles

Stumpy:  are they on Amazon, or...?

Panda:  Amazon probably has them

Stumpy:  is it a water craft.  Or land?  Or water/land?

Panda:  a water craft.  But i would put wheels on it

Stumpy:  I’d like one that was water and land.  Ya.  Like a fucking tank

Panda:  ya.  But also a boat

Stumpy:  a tank boat

Stumpy:  that shoots fast missiles

Panda:  revision: i would like a fast missile tank boat

Stumpy:  craft.  Fast missile tank boat craft

Panda:  tank craft.  Got it.  Like it.  Google it.

Stumpy:  cool.  Let’s get one.  I’m totally all for it.  Do you know how handy that will be during the next snow storm?

Panda:  i bet it has pretty good reviews.  It would be nice if it could hover.  Like a hover craft

Stumpy:  a fast missile hover boat tank craft

Panda:  YES.  OMFG.  SO AWESOME

Stumpy:  and it should totally fly like a fucking jet.  A fast missile hover boat tank jet craft

Panda:  we could destroy all sorts of annoying shit. Talk about the party mobile!

Stumpy:  ya.  Fast missile hover boat tank jet party bus craft.

Panda:  I should probably apply for a patent ASAP.

Stumpy:  totally.  Do it.  Now.  And then invent it. 

Panda:  I think we could get a few different types of things off the internet and then combine them to make this rad-ness

Stumpy:  yes.  Why the fuck did you become a lawyer.  You should've been a fucking engineer

Panda:  because i needed to learn about the fast missile craft

Stumpy:  an engineer of the raddest shit on earth

Panda:  I can do that too.  Because I am fucking rad

Stumpy:  ok. So do that.  Let me know when you're finished.

Panda:  I will probably need some funds to get this project rolling

Stumpy:  fuck.  Maybe we can get some of that $16 per muffin money the DOJ just throws around

Panda:  maybe i can start a "donate to my fast missile-hover-boat-tank-jet-party bus-craft fund"

Stumpy:  ya

Panda:  we can call it the FMHBTJPBC

Stumpy:  hmmm...maybe we need a more condensed name?  Maybe something like: "Raddest fucking thing ever craft".  The RFTEC

Panda:  how about "awesome transportation destroyer vessel"

Stumpy:  YES

Panda:  and a marketing slogan can be: "great for boating, driving, hovering, flying, partying and BLOWING SHIT UP"

Stumpy:  fucking radical